Mildly offend someone this holiday season with our delightful Holiday Edition of Snarky Wraps. Ho Ho Holy Shit I’m Broke When I Think About You, I Touch My Elf At Least it’s Not a Gift Card
- FINALLY, SOME REAL G*D-DAMN WRAPPING PAPER FOR ADULTS. When is the last time you gave a gift to someone and they started smiling BEFORE they opened it? (Pro tip: This makes it easier to give a crappy present because they’re already in a good mood)
- 3 HUGE, HIGH QUALITY ROLLS – These are the real deal, 30″ wide and 10′ of continuous paper. You could wrap a semi truck* (*not really.) The paper is 60g which is high quality and shouldn’t rip or tear unless you really suck at wrapping and life.
- PERFECT FOR ANY OCCASION as long as it’s Christmas, or Holiday or Hanukkah or Kwanza or Birthday or Easter or Anniversary, we don’t care just buy it.
- Did we mention that they’re 30″ wide?! That’s why they’re so freakin’ expensive to ship, so don’t forget that the price includes FREE PRIME SHIPPING. Awww yeah.
- Mildly offend someone this Christmas/Holiday Season with our unique wraps. Ho Ho Holy Shit I’m Broke, When I Think About You, I Touch My Elf, and At Least it’s Not a Gift Card.